Sunday, October 28, 2018

The roller coaster treatment for kidney stones

My husband has been treated for kidney stones many times over the last 50 years. No matter the method--and they have varied--it’s always a very painful business. One thing he’s never tried was the roller coaster treatment. But it works!

A doctor was inspired to study the roller coaster treatment after seeing multiple patients who had passed kidney stones after riding roller coasters at amusement parks. One patient passed kidney stones after each of three consecutive rides on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad roller coaster at Disney World in Florida. (Apparently bungee jumping can have the same effect.)

To test the effect of a roller coaster, the scientists created a 3-D model of the ureter, bladder, and other appropriate parts and filled them with urine and kidney stones (calcium oxalate), then took the simulator off to Disney World and the Big Thunder Mountain roller coaster. (The journal article notes that “care was taken to protect and preserve the enjoyment of the other guests at the park.”) The stones were shaken loose! 

The scientists’ conclusion was that moderate-intensity, rattling coasters can be effective at dislodging little kidney stones (five millimeters or less in diameter) from the outer ducts of the kidney and propelling them toward the ureter (the tube that connects the bladder to the kidneys). “The idea is to displace these little stones before they become big stones and cause a lot of pain and suffering,” said David Wartinger, a professor emeritus at Michigan State University who was an author of the study.

More than 300,000 Americans seek emergency care for kidney stones a year, mostly because of severe pain from having a large kidney stone stuck in their ureter. By this time, it’s too late. You’ve got to ride the roller coaster prophylactically, that is, before you’re having the painful symptoms. If you’re a kidney stone sufferer, perhaps a yearly ride on a roller coaster would be just the thing. Shake those stones down before they get too big. Oh…and choose a seat in the back where it’s bumpier.

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