I am essentially a bleeding-heart
liberal. But at times, I consider myself a libertarian, especially where
regulations are concerned. Of course, many regulations are valuable, such as
those regulating financial institutions. But many go overboard. Take ladders. I
went to the OSHA site for ladder regulations and counted more than 80. Some
made me laugh out loud as I visualized the ladder users disobeying instructions. For example: “Ladders
shall not be moved, shifted, or extended while occupied; When ascending or
descending a ladder, the user shall face the ladder.”
As a result, ladders are
littered with safety messages. Have you ever read those? Who does? I am saving you the trouble by
giving you a summary of what’s on our ladder:
- On the last step: "Danger. Do not stand at or above this level. You can lose your balance."
- On the right side: “Failure to read and follow instructions on this ladder may result in injuries or death; and, “Caution: Keep body centered between side rails. Do not over-reach. Set all four feet on firm level surface. Wear slip resistant shoes.” [Question: What four-footed creatures use ladders?]
- On the inside and outside of the rails are 21 instructions for proper setup and use—too numerous to mention, but here are two: “Use extreme caution getting on and off ladder;” and, “Never walk, bounce, or move ladder while on it.”
- On the back: “Do not climb back section.”
- On the drop-down shelf; “Not a step.”
I say, just leave me alone
and let me take my chances and live dangerously like this guy.
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