In the space of three days, a woman told me her father had
committed suicide because of back pain; I visited a friend recuperating from an
eight-hour spine surgery; I had lunch with a friend who could barely sit
through our meal because of the pain from botched back surgery 20 years ago. At
about the same time, the American College of Physicians published guidelines
for lower back pain that says, essentially, to stay active, wait it out, and
believe it can get better. They add that if the pain lasts for less than four
weeks and does not radiate down the leg, there’s no need to see a doctor. They
also say that scans, such as MRIs for diagnosis are useless because results are
misleading.

The new guidelines are a response to the epidemic of opioid
use and the recommendations are aimed at discouraging doctors from prescribing
painkillers—even over-the-counter painkillers. Readers of the guidelines, as
reported in The New York Times, had plenty to say in their online comments. They
seemed to be evenly divided between those who were incensed at the idea of
curtailing their pain medications and those who provided advice to the pain
sufferers. Examples of the former group: “I need opiates and muscle relaxers in order
to function;” “Walk a mile in my shoes or in my case pajamas.” The advice
offered by the latter group included ice, stretching, probiotics, drinking a
lot of water, marijuana, low acid diet, divorce and, my favorite, chewing your
food 40 times. None reported surgery as having eliminated their pain.
In tallying the successes and failures of spine surgeries among my friends, I would lean towards waiting it out. But then, I've never walked a mile in a sufferer's pajamas.
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